I'm Not Girly or some bland sexist shit...

stolen from FreakyZi 
these things are fun and so fucking ridiculous i'm very sorry

Below 10 = Tomboy
Below 20 = Boyish
Below 30 = Not girly
Above 30 = Girly
Above 55 = Paris Hilton
this scale is confusing

[/] My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted. (like 40% of the time)
[ ] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops. 
[X] My favorite toy as a child were Barbies/Bratz (i still love dolls omg)
[ ] My favorite color is pink or purple. 
[ ] I did Gymnastics. 
[/] I love skirts. (does "on other people count?)
[ ] Hollister is one my favourite places to shop. 
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear. 
[ ] I love chocolate. 

TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[ ] My hair is mostly always straightened. (i go all natural~)
[x] I usually go shopping once a week. (fucking grocery shopping you nerd…also art supplies)
[/] I love to hang out with friends. (i love my friends but i'm not good at just hanging out...)
[ ] I have a piece of real diamond jewelry. (holy fucking shit)
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon. 
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim. 
[x] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes. (i admit it…i love shoes)
[ ] I watch Gossip Girl. 
[ ] I change my profile picture weekly. 
[ ] I wear a shower cap. 

TOTAL: 4.5

[X] I would NEVER set foot into Hot Topic. (they steal  art. i'm not going back until they change their policies)
[X] My cell phone might as well become a part of me. (I gotta keep in touch a Little, right?)
[ ] I wear mascara everyday. 
[X] Bathing suits are very cute. (just not on me lol)
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat. (OKAY WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH "GIRLY"NESS???)
[ ] Big sunglasses are awesome. 
[x] I have gotten my nails done. (It's awesome)
[ ] I own over 10 purses. 
[ ] MuchMusic is my one of my favorite channels. (what?)

TOTAL SO FAR: 8.5

[X] I love to have other people do my hair. (tOUCHMYHAIR)
[x] I like to give and receive hugs from all my friends. (if we're Friends you can hug me, yeh)
[/] I hate bugs. (some bugs are cool)
[x] Carnivals are fun. 
[ ] Summer is THE best season. 
[X] My swimsuit has 2 pieces. (yeah actually, but they overlap XD)
[ ] Musicians are hot. (not implicitly?????)
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours. (fuck that noise)

TOTAL SO FAR: 13

[x] I'm self-conscious. (very)
[ ] My room smells like vanilla. 
[x] I don't do sports. 
[X] I HATE to run. (I'm a fat kid, yo. i jiggle too much to run for no reason)
[X] I squeal when I am surprised or angry. (like a little bitch~)
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack. (banana chips Sometimes…i like nuts better)
[ ] I love romance novels. (too creepy and heteronormative lol)
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute. 

TOTAL SO FAR: 17

[/] I dance randomly around the house. 
[ ] I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house. (give me five minutes…8 if i haven't brushed my hair yet)
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products. (it doesn't say hair Accessories! I win lol)
[ ] I love to get dressed up. 
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends. (don't fucking call me. it's 2014 we can text)
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot of myself. 
[ ] My parents buy me everything I want, whenever I want it. (also don't thing this applies to femininity in any way…)
[ ] I apply lip gloss 50-a million times a day. 

TOTAL SO FAR: 17.5

[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton. 
[ ] R&B is the best music. (???what does this have to do with Anything??? I'm too old for this meme)
[ ] I pop my collar. (this is literally a dude thing tho)
[/] Horses are beautiful. (and fucking terrifying)
[x] Kittens are adorable. (fucking duh)

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[ ] I write my own music. 
[x] I would love to visit Hawaii. 
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black. (what about little black dresses?? a dude wrote these questions i have no doubt)
[x] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes. (bring on the t-shirts)
[ ] I hate beards. 
[ ] I love to read magazines. 

TOTAL SO FAR: 21

[ ] I love to gossip. (don't be a dick)
[X] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters as a kid. (I still use them lol)
[ ] I love Celine Dion.
[X] My showers are 2 hours long. (Baths…I like hot water)
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned. (*horrid wrenching*)
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonald's. (not Refuse…more like they got rid of the nugget sauces i like…)

TOTAL SO FAR: 23

[ ] I LOVE life! (it's okay sometimes…)
[X] I have a lot of jewelry. (Bracelets out the ASS)
[X] Much of my jewelry comes from Claire's. (It's cute and they have clip on earrings fuck you)
[ ] My screen name(s) has or had x's in them. 
[x] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed. (one of with is usually a cat)

TOTAL: 26